Total Medals Earned: 41 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 725 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (55/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/475 points)
It's part of the game, you know the drill
Defeat evil (In classic mode)
Defeat evil without taking damage (In classic mode)
Kill 1 000 Monsters, damn dude
Kill 10 000 monsters, whoa
Play the minigame without hitting obstacles
Acquire DMG +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Acquire PIERCE +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Destroy the painting
Try the game out on a phone
Get to wave 5 in endless mode
Get to wave 10 in endless mode
Get to wave 20 in endless mode
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/155 points)
Kill god, be cool
It's part of the grind
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (45/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 7/11 (275/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!